I’ve previously written about products that do not yet exist and have created advertising for said products as a means to entice manufacturers to fast-track production. In this first week of summer with the kids home; yes, I still have to work from home, participating in conference calls, completing assignments – uninterrupted. The list of products that do not yet exist is, like bamboo, growing at a rapid pace. This time said inventory is parenting oriented. I am searching for a corporation, or two to conjure up these parenting lifesaving items as soon as humanly possible, please. It’s for the kids’ survival or my sanity – your choice.
Open Sesame Accessories
Are you tired of not being able to find your charge cord or earbuds because your kids have misplaced theirs and absconded with yours? Combination-locked accessories are the answer. “Oh, sorry, I can’t remember the combination. I guess you can’t use them.” #notopensaysme
Finders, Keepers Retainer
This product is not a need limited to summertime. I have been the lucky participant in a scavenger hunt of epic proportions where the item we are in pursuit of is small, dirty, and likely hidden somewhere you wouldn’t dare blindly root through with your hands. If I were able to purchase a GPS enabled retainer, I would immediately tender my resignation from the search and rescue business.
Fortnite Be Gone
The juveniles want to game 24/7 with the competition made more intense when said players can shout “who’s your daddy?” in the same room while playing against one another. A standard backpack isn’t ideal when transporting the Xbox or Playstation from one house to another. The extra screen, accessories, and cords make for a cumbersome journey. Carrying cases and portable kits already exist. Fortnite Be Gone is a low-cost pack that resembles a wilderness backpack, built to carry heavy items. What sets this product apart from the rest is there are extra weights sewn into the pack. Kids think they are on their way to stare at a screen, but in reality, they will be working extra hard to get their gear from point A to point B. Fortnite Be Gone — #Everyonewins.
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